O magiji i mutantima

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19.03.2009., četvrtak

Now, everyone knows that looking for magical items in Warhammer world is a really, really stupid idea. Player of the Elven Bandit knows that too, but she nevertheless decided to do that because it would make for a interesting game. It surely is fun but I'm not sure how she'll enjoy the part when she ends up on the pyre. Oh, well.

Anyway, Elven Bandit decids she really, REALLY wants a magical bow so I introduce "Pfeiffer's Emporium Curiosum" and a old book seller doing a side-business in smuggled magical items. He offers her a holy symbol of Sigmar that will, when worn directly on the skin, make her a better fighter. The only catch is the ritual which demands her to be at the crossroads on the night when Morrslieb is full and to stab a dead body of a hanged Bandit with one of her arrows. Luckily, party has just visited Theophilius von Hohenheim, Magister of Astromancy and the closest thing Arnsberg has to a real wizard. They found out there that there as 97.324 % chance of Morrslieb being full throughout the next two nights.

So, Bandit decides to cough out 10 crowns needed to buy the holy relic and proceeded discreetly next evening to the crossroads accompanied by the Nobleman. She didn't trust the Zealot (too fanatical) or the Dwarf (too common-sensed). Halfling, on the other hand, wasn't invited because, remember, human Noble is becoming increasingly freaked out of the poor guy.

After the ritual, shit happens. Symbol starts to burrow under her skin, Bandit manages to succeeds on her Terror test but fails a Toughness test for mutations and gains Albinism. But the real fun starts when they return to the inn.

Zealot: "What. The Fuck. Were you thinking?"
Barber-Surgeon is intrigued by the prospect of operating a mutant, "Did you show us the scar?" he asks.
Zealot and Nobleman: "Yes, indeed! We want to see your scar! It's in the chest area, isn't it?"
Bandit: "Fuck you!"
Nobleman: "Let's burn the filthy mutant then!"
Zealot: "Who can shrink things!"
Halfling: "But, Master! If I may, she is our ally!"
Nobleman: "AHA! You treacherous little bastard! I knew you were a mutant all along! What did you do with my real manservant?! Where's the real Bullwick?!"
Halfling: "But I am Bullwick! I have no taint in me whatsoever. Give me a symbol of Sigmar to prove you."
Nobleman gives him the symbol. Halfing doesn't get burned or anything. "Observe now!" he says, pushing the symbol onto the Bandit's skin.

Nothing happens.

Nobleman: [snatching the symbol back] : "See? SEE?! You're no real Bullwick! You tainted my holy symbol! You will both burn for this!"

(GNN)

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